Humor, Heavy Metal, and Online Ventures

Author: dream.guardian33

  • Can Felons Drive for Uber?

    Can Felons Drive for Uber?

    Can Felons Drive for Uber? A No-Nonsense Guide to Getting Back in the Driver’s Seat   If you’re a felon, chances are you’ve faced this frustrating cycle: Want a job. Apply for the job. Job looks at your record. Get rejected. Repeat. It’s enough to make anyone throw their hands up in defeat. But hey,… Read more

  • Legacy of Dimebag Darrell

    The Darkest Night in Rock: The Shocking Murder of Pantera Guitarist Dimebag Darrell   December 8, 2004, marks one of the darkest nights in music history—a night that forever scarred the world of rock and metal. It wasn’t just a performance. It was a brutal and senseless act of violence that ripped one of metal’s… Read more

  • Why Rap Sucks

    Why Rap Sucks

    Why Rap Sucks (According to This Metalhead)   Alright, friends, grab your battle vests and crank up the volume, because today we’re diving into a hot-button topic that’s been driving a wedge between headbangers and hip-hoppers since the dawn of time. Well, maybe not quite that long—but still, I’m here to explain why rap, as… Read more

  • New Wave of American Heavy Metal

    New Wave of American Heavy Metal

    Reflecting on the New Wave of American Heavy Metal: A Look Back at the Uprising That Redefined a Genre A little over a decade ago, a movement erupted from the underground and took the music world by storm. The New Wave of American Heavy Metal (NWOAHM) wasn’t just a musical trend; it was a revival,… Read more

  • 101 Hilarious Memory Loss Jokes

    101 Hilarious Memory Loss Jokes

    101 Hilarious Memory Loss Jokes You’ll Probably Forget by Tomorrow! — Memory loss isn’t always something to laugh about, but when it comes to joke lists, let’s just say this one may slip your mind by tomorrow! Here are 101 memory loss jokes that are sure to make you laugh – and then leave you… Read more

  • 100 Funny Amazon Jokes

    100 Funny Amazon Jokes

    Love Amazon? Get Ready to Laugh Out Loud! These 101 Jokes Are Guaranteed to Deliver… Just Like Prime! Intro: If you’ve ever lost track of time scrolling through Amazon, waited eagerly for that “Out for Delivery” notification, or let Alexa take charge of your playlist (and your life), you’re going to love these! We’ve rounded… Read more