101 Hilarious Memory Loss Jokes You’ll Probably Forget by Tomorrow!

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Memory loss isn’t always something to laugh about, but when it comes to joke lists, let’s just say this one may slip your mind by tomorrow! Here are 101 memory loss jokes that are sure to make you laugh – and then leave you wondering what you were laughing about in the first place.

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1. What was I going to say again? Oh, right… Jokes!

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1. **Memory? I don’t even remember what I had for breakfast… Oh wait, did I even eat?**
2. **I told myself I was going to get in shape… Then I forgot. But I remembered my snack drawer!**
3. **People say I have a memory like a steel trap. Too bad it’s rusted shut.**
4. **I’d tell you a joke about memory, but I forgot how it goes.**
5. **Did I already tell you the one about memory? Doesn’t matter. I forgot the punchline anyway.**

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2. For When You Can’t Remember What You Forgot

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6. **I keep forgetting things. It’s no wonder I can’t remember where I put my…wait, what was I looking for?**
7. **I’d write myself reminders…if I could remember where I put the sticky notes.**
8. **Some people have photographic memories. I think mine came out blurry.**
9. **I’ve been trying memory exercises… Now, if I could only remember to do them!**
10. **I don’t have a memory problem. My thoughts are just really good at playing hide-and-seek.**

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3. Short-Term Memory? What Was I Talking About?

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11. **I got a calendar to remember important dates… but now I can’t find my calendar.**
12. **People keep saying, “You just said that!” But did I? Did I really?**
13. **I took a memory improvement course… but I forgot when the final exam is.**
14. **My memory is like a sieve. Sometimes I think I just have to go with the flow.**
15. **What’s the secret to great memory? I wish I could remember to tell you.**

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4. Memory of a Goldfish, Sense of Humor of a Dad

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16. **If I had a dollar for every time I forgot something… Wait, what was I talking about?**
17. **My memory is so bad, I can hide my own Easter eggs.**
18. **Someone called me forgetful the other day. I was so offended…then I forgot why.**
19. **Did you hear about the guy who forgot to pay his memory therapist? Neither did he!**
20. **I remember when I used to have a great memory. At least I think I remember.**

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5. Wait, Where Was I? Oh Right, More Jokes!

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21. **I told myself I’d remember to tell this joke…but here we are.**
22. **My memory is so bad, I need a GPS just to find my own thoughts.**
23. **Did I already tell you that my memory’s bad? Oh, I did? I don’t remember that.**
24. **What’s my favorite movie? Whatever I can actually remember the plot of!**
25. **My memory’s gotten so bad, I started wearing name tags… just in case I forget who I am.**

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6. Remember This, Or Don’t – Your Call!

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26. **The worst thing about having a bad memory? Can’t even remember what’s bad about it.**
27. **I started a journal to remember things… but now I can’t remember where I put the journal.**
28. **Some people say, “Out of sight, out of mind.” I say, “In sight, still out of mind!”**
29. **I’m not absent-minded. I’m just really good at multitasking… one thing at a time.**
30. **Ever had that feeling you forgot something? I get it every day.**

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7. Jokes That’ll Go In One Ear and Out the Other

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31. **Did you know I have a really good memory? At least I think I do.**
32. **I once tried to memorize a shopping list. By aisle 3, I was just winging it.**
33. **I got an app to help my memory. Now I just forget my phone.**
34. **The best part about forgetting things? Every old joke is brand new!**
35. **I was going to be forgetful for Halloween… but I forgot the costume.**

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8. Memory Loss Humor You Won’t Forget – Unless You Do

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36. **What’s my biggest fear? Forgetting what my biggest fear is.**
37. **My memory foam mattress is jealous of how bad my memory is.**
38. **I tried brain training games. Now I can forget things twice as fast!**
39. **The best part about memory loss? You can tell the same joke three times, and it’s funny every time!**
40. **Someone said my memory’s bad. I don’t remember who though… or why.**

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9. More Jokes to… Wait, What Are These For?

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41. **They say elephants never forget. I say, “Good for them.”**
42. **I tried to write a book on memory improvement… but I forgot the title.**
43. **Every time I remember something I forgot, I forget something I remembered.**
44. **My memory is like a boomerang. Sometimes it comes back, but mostly it just disappears.**
45. **I remember the days when I had a good memory. But not what happened yesterday.**

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10. Even More Jokes… If You Can Remember to Laugh!

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46. **What was my favorite childhood memory? I’ll have to get back to you on that.**
47. **I put reminders on my phone. Too bad I keep forgetting to check it.**
48. **My memory’s selective… Mostly it selects to forget.**
49. **I remember everything… for about five minutes.**
50. **Someone asked me if I’ve ever had memory problems. I can’t recall.**

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11. Memory Gone, but Laughter’s Forever (Until You Forget)

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51. **I’d tell you a great joke about memory loss, but I keep forgetting how it starts.**
52. **Did I leave the stove on? Wait, I didn’t even cook anything today.**
53. **The best thing about a bad memory is meeting new friends every day… even if they’re the same people.**
54. **I remember the last time I forgot something… actually, scratch that.**
55. **They say memory gets worse with age. I keep forgetting to age, so I’m safe!**

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And Now, The Final 46 Jokes… Or Are They?

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56. **I started putting reminders on sticky notes. Now my house looks like a post-it convention.**
57. **Memory loss is tough. I try to remember what I’m supposed to forget!**
58. **People say I’m forgetful. But I can’t remember the last time I was!**
59. **I wrote a grocery list. Unfortunately, I left it in my other jacket.**
60. **Did I tell you that memory loss runs in my family? At least, I think it does.**

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Lost in Thought? Here Are More!

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61. **If I had a memory for every time I forgot something… I’d probably still forget.**
62. **My memory is like Swiss cheese… full of holes.**
63. **I have a selective memory – mostly it selects to forget important stuff.**
64. **They say the memory is the first to go, but I still remember to laugh!**

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**…101. I had another great joke about memory loss, but I guess I forgot it!**

 

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Laughter is the best medicine – and when you have a memory like a sieve, every joke is fresh every time!

In Memory Of My Grandma Betty, We Miss  You Everyday!